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		<title>Back to the basics</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:43:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Landolt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh well, that’s life, and it’s moving along at its usual clip. It turns grey, gets dark and snows. It turns blue, gets warm, and the snow melts in a flash. Jackets to t-shirts in the blink of an eye. At the same time life stands still with the monotony and boredom of routine. To combat the despair of such a synthetic academic existence I meditate often, attempting to shed illusion and to feel present... More often than not though I end up dwelling hopefully on future events that have yet to occur. I plan, I imagine, and I waste my time in the present. I imagine that ocean of colorful rock and that ski across the frozen lake during a blizzard. Like many, I long for an escape back to wilderness. A yurt with a little woodstove, a dog for companionship, a pair of skis for transport, a rifle to hunt with, a stockpile of tequila, limes, coffee, and a shelf full of good books. Simple [Read More]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>“Belief? What do I believe in? I believe in rock, in sun. I believe in the dogma of the rock and the doctrine of the sun. I believe in blood, fire, rivers, women, eagles, streams, drums, flutes, banjos, and Broomtail horses.” – Cactus Ed </em></p>
<p>It’s been an interesting couple of weeks. I got on some <a href="http://climbinglife.com/ice-and-mixed/">RMNP ice</a>, top-roped some mixed stuff near Hidden Falls, attempted to climb some <a href="http://www.mountainproject.com/v/colorado/co_ice__mixed/flatirons/105907530">snice route</a> on the first Flatiron, got sick, got lazy, and now I’m resting at home while I should be out earning turns – (it dumped 30+ inches this past week in the Northern Mountains!)</p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2789/4383750618_2119bf8eee.jpg" alt="The First Flatiron (right) and the obvious corner system that occasionally ices up after a good snow." width="500" height="375" /><p class="wp-caption-text">The First Flatiron (right) and the obvious corner system that occasionally ices up after a good snow.</p></div>
<p>Oh well, that’s life, and it’s moving along at its usual clip. It turns grey, gets dark and snows. It turns blue, gets warm, and the snow melts in a flash. Jackets to t-shirts in the blink of an eye. At the same time life stands still with the monotony and boredom of routine. To combat the despair of such a synthetic academic existence I meditate often, attempting to shed illusion and to feel present&#8230; More often than not though I end up dwelling hopefully on future events that have yet to occur. I plan, I imagine, and I waste my time in the present. I imagine that ocean of colorful rock and that ski across the frozen lake during a blizzard. Like many, I long for an escape back to wilderness. A <a href="http://coloradoyurt.proxy.calltoday.ws/yurts/index.php?utm_source=CallToday-Google&amp;utm_medium=CPC-Search&amp;utm_campaign=Yurts&amp;gclid=CPKnxKeKmKACFSpeagodCH6vQw">yurt</a> with a little <a href="http://www.titaniumgoat.com/">woodstove</a>, a dog for companionship, a pair of <a href="http://stores.intuitwebsites.com/HMckelligott/-strse-163/EVO-Glade-AR/Detail.bok">skis for transport</a>, a rifle to hunt with, a stockpile of tequila, limes, coffee, and a shelf full of good books. Simple enough.</p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 385px"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2758/4382992803_42be5d340d.jpg" alt="Yeah! A few good sticks up thin snice/ice on the first pitch of Silk Road." width="375" height="500" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Yeah! A few good sticks up thin snice/ice on the first pitch of Silk Road.</p></div>
<p>When I was a student in the ORL (Outdoor Recreation Leadership) Program at <a href="http://coloradomtn.edu/cms/one.aspx?pageId=3272035">Colorado Mountain College&#8217;s Timberline Campus in Leadville</a> (10,200 feet! Definitely the highest college campus in N. America – in more ways than one) the thing I excelled at academically was the “out courses”, which were backpacking trips that focused on the study of group dynamics, <a href="http://www.nols.edu/">leadership</a>, and experiential learning. I partook on several of these trips and they were always amazing experiences. Lately I’ve been thinking back on these trips, recalling lessons learned and realizing that some people, myself included, simply function better in that natural environment. It’s the only time I’m organized, directed, and feel a sense of purpose. It’s really the only time I feel self aware and natural.  I&#8217;m desperate to build a future where the mountains will be my office, my classroom, and my home. Until then these little backyard alpine missions are keeping me sane and focused.</p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4017/4382993099_b6612f01d4.jpg" alt="Bailing after the ice dissapeared." width="500" height="269" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Bailing after the ice dissapeared.</p></div>
<p>And no, I didn&#8217;t plan on taking this post here, and I don&#8217;t know where it&#8217;s headed&#8230; My buddies who are getting out are reporting stellar skiing, so get after it if you can!</p>
<p><a href="http://climbinglife.com/current-rmnp-conditions/current-rmnp-conditions/feb.-25th-snow-and-ice-conditions.html">Climbinglife RMNP Conditions</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.powderbuzz.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=797&amp;postdays=0&amp;postorder=asc&amp;start=210">Powderbuzz &#8211; CP Conditions </a></p>
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		<title>Cameron Pass Conditions January 21st</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 23:02:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Landolt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A small cell over the Never Summers has allowed for some light and varied accumulation. Winds have been whipping around and redistributing what has fallen. I skied up Seven Utes on Tuesday and found decent skiing. Though the area had been heavily tracked out over the weekend, enough new snow had fallen to partially cover the old tracks and allow for some pleasant [Read More]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center"><em>No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place. -</em> Zen saying</p>
<p>A small cell over the Never Summers has allowed for some light and varied accumulation. Winds have been whipping around and redistributing what has fallen. I skied up Seven Utes on Tuesday and found decent skiing. Though the area had been heavily tracked out over the weekend, enough new snow had fallen to partially cover the old tracks and allow for some pleasant skiing.</p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 368px"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2720/4288642171_c69dc983be.jpg" alt="An un-named peak appears out of the clouds in the Silver Cr. Drainage." width="358" height="257" /><p class="wp-caption-text">An un-named peak appears out of the clouds in the Silver Cr. Drainage.</p></div>
<p>Digging pits on N/NE aspects at tree line revealed the now familiar scene of 90+ cm of fresh precipitation and decomposing/fragmented particles on top a 60+cm bed of large facets and cup-shaped crystals. Compression tests revealed moderate results: CT-15/ECT-20, propagation appeared less reactive, and shears were Quality 2+ at the facets.</p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 260px"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2598/4288642407_809be5ae20.jpg" alt="Decomposing/Fragmented Particles and Precipitation Particles form a slab over a bed of facets." width="250" height="319" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Decomposing/Fragmented Particles and Precipitation Particles form a slab over a bed of facets.</p></div>
<p>Reports on <a href="http://www.powderbuzz.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=797&amp;postdays=0&amp;postorder=asc&amp;start=135" target="_blank">Powderbuzz </a>indicate steeper lines are being skied without consequence, but be mindful that the current issue of depth-hoar is rooted in the base of the snowpack and the overall snow-depth on most slopes is still relatively shallow. The trend of light precipitation and moderate winds is forecasted to continue through the weekend. Be wary of fresh <a href="http://www.avalanche.org/~uac/encyclopedia/wind_slab.htm" target="_blank">windslab</a> on N/NE/E aspects above tree line.</p>
<p>And it never hurts to pray for more snow.  <img src='http://themountainshop.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Cameron Pass Conditions, January 5th</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:40:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Landolt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I made it up to the pass twice this week and found safe and stellar skiing on both occasions. As everyone knows, this season’s snowpack is delicate and reactive. We have a widespread issue with depth hoar that will likely plague us for months to come, and the complexity of the snowpack can drastically differ from location to location. Digging around on various aspects in different drainages near Cameron Pass I saw very little in common pit to pit. One constant was a large (35-65cm) bed of FC (faceted crystals) beneath various layers of / (Decomposing and fragmented precipitation particles) and + (Precipitation Particles). [Read More]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center"><em>“How strange and wonderful is our home, our earth, with its swirling vaporous atmosphere, its flowing and frozen liquids, its trembling plants, its creeping, crawling, climbing creatures, the croaking things with wings that hang on rocks and sour through the fog, the furry grass, the scaly seas.”</em></p>
<p align="center">-          Edward Abbey</p>
<p align="center">~</p>
<div class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 250px"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4072/4246073171_ac698e9a7c_m.jpg" alt="Derek surfing the good stuff." width="240" height="180" /><p class="wp-caption-text">D-Rock surfing the good stuff.</p></div>
<p>I made it up to the pass twice this week and found safe and stellar skiing on both occasions. As everyone knows, this season’s snowpack is delicate and reactive. We have a widespread issue with <a href="http://www.avalanche.org/~uac/encyclopedia/depth_hoar.htm"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">depth hoar</span> </a>that will likely plague us for months to come, and the complexity of the snowpack can drastically differ from location to location. Digging around on various aspects in different drainages near Cameron Pass I saw very little in common pit to pit. One constant was a large (35-65cm) bed of FC (faceted crystals) beneath various layers of / (Decomposing and fragmented precipitation particles) and + (Precipitation Particles).</p>
<div class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 190px"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4051/4246847358_1a073a8bdd_m.jpg" alt="Incredible turns on Ptarmigan Run" width="180" height="240" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Incredible turns on Ptarmigan Run</p></div>
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<dt>The cold weather, wind, and fresh precipitation of recent weeks has allowed for the consolidation of soft-slab/hard-slab on most aspects above and below tree-line.  While touring use a ski-pole as a probe and poke around the snow beneath you; get a feel for what you’re standing on, dig hasty pits often, and take into account <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://avalanche.state.co.us/index.php">reports</a></span> of remotely triggered avalanches by parties traveling below and away from the slide area. Also avoid steep terrain; recent slides in the <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://avalanche.state.co.us/pub_bc_avo.php?zone_id=1">zone</a></span> have slid at relatively low angles. As always be wary of shooting cracks, settling, and natural avalanche activity: all of which are great indicators that can help you make sound terrain choices while out touring.</dt>
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<p>My friend Derek and I enjoyed incredible conditions yesterday on South Diamond’s Ptarmigan Run. 35+cm of fresh, dry and light precip unaffected by the wind allowed for my first face-shots of the season. Temperatures remained in the 20s, and while we enjoyed a wind-free day on the N/NE face, we were immediately pummeled by W/NW gale force winds once we crested the summit ridge. We took into account the growing cornice threat on the ridgeline from S. Diamond well over to Montgomery Pass. The recent slides on point 11,588 were visible and we determined the crowns from <a href="http://www.powderbuzz.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=797&amp;postdays=0&amp;postorder=asc&amp;start=90"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">these large slides</span> </a>were easily 7+ feet in depth – they ran to the ground. Be safe, have fun, and tour wisely.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s some useful links.</p>
<p><a href="http://climbinglife.com/">Climbinglife.com</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.totalclimbing.com/page.php?pname=rmnp&amp;mode=view">CMS RMNP Conditions</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.powderbuzz.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=797">Powderbuzz CP-Conditions thread</a></p>
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		<title>Lift Skiing: Let the Circus Begin!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Francisco Tharp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knee droppers, knuckle draggers, sit skiers and two-plankers are carving where the snow is soft, sliding where it’s icy, and smiling in the lift [Read More]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_1336" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 222px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1336" src="http://themountainshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/DSCN1075-224x300.jpg" alt="Those snow plums just below the Mighty Death Star are the snow we'll be riding on next weekend when Paradise Bowl opens up (Goddess willing)." width="212" height="284" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Those snow plumes just below the Mighty Death Star are the snow we&#39;ll be riding on next weekend when Paradise Bowl opens up (Goddess willing).</p></div>
<p>Resort skiing is the epitome of the <a href="http://themountainshop.com/blogcenter/francisco-tharp/2009/10/22/home-sweet-home/" target="_blank">midcountry</a><strong>.</strong> One minute you&#8217;re cruising silently through the woods without another soul around, and the next you&#8217;re sitting on a mechanized lift, 30 feet in the air between one guy with <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gaper" target="_blank">jeans and a Dallas Cowboys parka on</a>, and another guy sporting a neon purple onesie. And you&#8217;re all chatting on cell phones.</p>
<p>Crested Butte Mountain Resort  <a href="http://www.crestedbuttenews.com/index.php?option=com_frontpage&amp;Itemid=1" target="_blank">opened their chairs </a>on the day before Thanksgiving. By the weekend two lifts, 64 skiable acres, and 4 strips of snow were available to ski bums and tourists alike. But, in end-of-the-road Crested Butte, most of the early season riders (like me) are skiing on employee passes. And <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schralp" target="_blank">schralp</a> we did. Nary an inch of corduroy remains; nary a convexity has been unaired. The park rats are <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jib" target="_blank">jibbing </a>to their hearts content on fun boxes, rails, even an old truck tire. Knee droppers, knuckle draggers, sit skiers and two-plankers are carving where the snow is soft, sliding where it’s icy, and smiling in the lift line.</p>
<div id="attachment_1331" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 187px"><a href="http://themountainshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/DSCN1065.JPG"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1331" title="DSCN1065" src="http://themountainshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/DSCN1065-224x300.jpg" alt="Ra takes down Ullr in the second round. Meager coverage at CBMR." width="177" height="237" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Ra takes down Ullr in the second round. Meager coverage at CBMR.</p></div>
<p>Last year I lived in CB without a ski pass. Sure, I hiked for plenty of turns in the easy access backcountry, and generous friends helped me with comp passes and discount tickets once in a while. But I felt I was missing out on some important social experience that happens when skiers sit for turns. And, being a 24-year-old bachelor, social experiences are hugely important to me.</p>
<p>This year I’ve gotten a pass by volunteering one day a week as a “Bumble Bee,” also know as <a href="http://www.allcrestedbutte.com/safety/mountain_safety.php" target="_blank">Mountain Safety</a>. We wear yellow vests on top of dark colors, carry a radio, and spread safety like pollen wherever we go. I think of myself as a good Samaritan on skis. “Need a courtesy ride down, ma’am? Sure thing. I’ll radio that right in.” I watch the posted slow zones, help little groms put their gloves and helmets back on, and call in ski partrol when I come upon an injured rider. The pass also gives me some free days at other restorts in Colorado, so I&#8217;m stoked to check out <a href="http://breckgear.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Breck</a>, and ride at my alma matter, <a href="http://www.sunlightmtn.com/" target="_blank">Ski Sunlight</a>.</p>
<div id="attachment_1332" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 204px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1332" src="http://themountainshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/DSCN1069-224x300.jpg" alt="Don't let the menu de esqui mislead you; only four runs open." width="194" height="260" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Don&#39;t let the menu de esqui mislead you; only four runs open.</p></div>
<p><strong>I’ve been up to the ski area three times now, and I’m relishing the scene. All around me are happy humans living diverse dreams. </strong></p>
<p>Take the Dude I rode the <a href="http://www.skicb.com/cbmr/town/bus-schedule.aspx" target="_blank">bus </a>with this morning, for example. Dude barely runs down the bus as it’s pulling away from the grocery store stop, puts his fatty twin tip park skis in the rack, and rushes up the steps. His ski poles are strapped to his back pack, and they tangle in the bus’s roof handles as he heads for the bench. He wrestles himself free and sits down across from me. He’s a skinny kid with bright baggy clothes, shaggy hair and an iPod on. His eyes are wide and he&#8217;s breathing hard.</p>
<p>“I just walked from CB South!” he tells everyone on the bus. (He means Skyland, I imagine.)</p>
<p>“How long’d it take you?” another rider asks.</p>
<p>“Well, it’s about one and a half miles, so about 30 minutes.” (CB South is actually about 7 miles away, while another community, Skyland, is about 1.5 miles from town).</p>
<div id="attachment_1344" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 270px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1344" src="http://themountainshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/DSCN1082-300x224.jpg" alt="Paradise Bowl. Word on the street is, the ropes drop on Friday." width="260" height="194" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Paradise Bowl. Word on the street is, the ropes drop on Friday.</p></div>
<p>I look at his shoes. He’s got house slippers on.</p>
<p>“Did you try hitching?” I ask him.</p>
<p>“Yeah, no one picked me up, man.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Bummer. Were you smoking a cigarette or walking a dog?&#8221; I&#8217;ve found the key to hitching in CB is to be doing neither of these things with a thumb out.</p>
<p>&#8220;Nope. Oh well, some exercise is good,” Dude says, opening up a water bottle. He takes a big swig, and gulps it down. “At least I got my <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tang_(drink)" target="_blank">Tang</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tang_(drink)" target="_blank">!</a> Gotta get that vitamin C.”</p>
<p>The Patagonia-clad free-heelers next to him scratch their beards and look nonplussed. They could have made the walk in half the time, at least, with or without Tang.</p>
<p>Dude and I chat all 15 minutes of the bus ride up to the mountain. He’s new to town, he tells me excitedly. Just surfing a couch until he can find something permanent. When I ask him where he’s from he says “Well, Phoenix, kind of, but I’ve just been staying with friends all over. Bumming, you know?” I learn why he’s so skinny: Dude has been living on noodles, Tang and V-8  for months. “The carbs I got down,” he says. “Carbs are cheap and easy. But fruits and veggies? Those are tricky when you’re on the move, ‘cause you gotta refrigerate them, you know?” I know dude, I know. L-T-D, Brother.</p>
<div id="attachment_1335" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 230px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1335" src="http://themountainshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/DSCN1063-300x224.jpg" alt="Tuning the ol' schtick. Just because the runs are few, short and flat doesn't mean a guy can't go shred, right?." width="220" height="164" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Tuning the ol&#39; schtick. Just because the runs are few, short and flat doesn&#39;t mean a guy can&#39;t go shred, right?.</p></div>
<p>The novelty of riding the four runs of man-made snow quickly wears off, but another novelty never does and never will, I imagine: that’s the novelty of sliding. Really fast. Downhill. Or, as fast as blue and green runs allow, anyway. While the skiing isn’t great, I’m thankful we’re not riding on congested white strips of death like they have in Summitville. And the limited terrain leaves plenty of room to chill out, enjoy the sun (it hasn’t snowed in over a week), and discuss the really important things in life. For example: I pulled out my snowboard last Tuesday and took some runs with my friend Molly. While we were strapping in at the top of the lift, the topic of sickness came up.</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;</strong>This <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sick" target="_blank">sickness</a> is unparalleled,&#8221; I said.</p>
<p>&#8220;Totally unparalleled,&#8221; Molly replied in her Midwest accent.</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;</strong>I mean, nothing is in anyway parallel to this sickness.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;</strong>It’s like, fully perpendicular.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;</strong>Yeah. Not even like, 70 or 80 degrees or anything. All other sickness is 90 degrees perpendicular to this sickness.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;</strong>The corduroy is parallel though.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;</strong>True. That sickness is parallel.&#8221;</p>
<p>Then we rode down Houston – southern tourists’ favorite green circle &#8211; for the <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bajillion" target="_blank">bajillionth </a>time and hopped back on the lift.</p>
<div id="attachment_1330" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 234px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1330" src="http://themountainshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/DSCN1071-224x300.jpg" alt="Molly's got a party ON her pants." width="224" height="300" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Molly&#39;s got a party ON her pants.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_1329" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 489px"><img class="size-full wp-image-1329" src="http://themountainshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/DSCN1085.JPG" alt="The unparalleled parallel sickness." width="479" height="640" /><p class="wp-caption-text">The unparalleled parallel sickness. Rose blooming from outhouse midway up CBMR. Someone out there really does shit flowers!</p></div>
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